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Three cheers for the tomboy chaser

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Ozy Brennan
Jan 30, 2026
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Three cheers for the tomboy chaser!

Three cheers for men who like their women with short hair, hairy armpits, and a butch swagger. Three cheers for men who salivate over the Crossfit girls. Three cheers for the men who love a woman in combat boots and a leather jacket, or a tank top and cargo pants, or anything that says “I’m down to hike in the redwoods…

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